I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
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I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
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How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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