How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
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i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
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I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
i think im in europe. pls send help
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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