It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
