Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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