do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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