thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
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A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
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I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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