Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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