forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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