the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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