Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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