I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Randomize
