she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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