wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Randomize
