that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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