Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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