She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
he just fucked me for my cheese..
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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