My room smells like vodka and shame
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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