i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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