piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
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is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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