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Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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