Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
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