your room smells of hookers.
And success
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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