Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
well most of my day revolves around power hour
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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