why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
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I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
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I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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