dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
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