how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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