this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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