you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
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Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
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I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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