I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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