But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
third nipple confirmed
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
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