Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
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I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
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I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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