found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Randomize
