Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
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July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
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All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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