Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
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My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
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My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.