haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
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you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
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Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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