I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
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four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
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Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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