I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
We talked him into tasing himself.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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