and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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