You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
we should paint friendship bongs
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