Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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