Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
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