they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
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Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
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The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
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