He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
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I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
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Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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