Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
bring money and cleavage
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
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