And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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