what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
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dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
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Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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