Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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