is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
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Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
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He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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