left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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