I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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