He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Randomize
