I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i will never coherently bang her
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
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