rhymes with "ouble enetration"
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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