Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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