Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
You need a sexual gate keeper
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
