The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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