"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
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the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
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Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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