Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
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I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
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I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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