i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
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