My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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